Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner Manchester's Farmers took the diamond

Manchester's Farmers took the diamond in 1887 as part of the New England League

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Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner Manchester's Farmers took the diamondGingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths. Species appropriate tragedy, honestly, because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party. The Details: Curved tan block text reads "OH SNAP!" arched above a cartoon gingerbread man broken at the midsection, with crumb fragments visible at the jagged split. Red icing details include a bow tie, buttons, and wavy trim on the arms and legs, with dot eyes